Thanks for the tip! I have never been in a Y locker room, but I hate clipping my toenails. Now I know where to go!

...including some written English spelling and grammar lessons...

On the page with the $10,00o.00 Harry and David Chock Full O' Nutz Platinum Library, it gives $10K US as the price. Underneath in fine print, however, it gives the "full price" as somewhere North of $17K! What gives?

Pudcast?

First time I've seen "pud" in print. He said "pud!"...

First, kudos for bucking the trend and using the apostrophe as intended, although preceding "it's" by "that" would have mitigated my astonished double-take.

"Looks like a___________________" (Fill in name of a current, old, older, whatever—in your opinion, of course—automotive styling heartthrob/disaster. This will indicate to readers that you have eyes and prejudices, nothing else...) Pointless exercise.

ON-TOPIC: By the time I was 12, I was repairing my Dad's old cars either because he couldn't be bothered, or because the proper pair of pliers or screwdriver could not be found in any of Dad's five Twine Drawers.

Yup. And she's all mine.

At least nobody was injurded...

Sorry. It's probably too subtle for our black-and-white readers/complainers. Now, go study your Shades of Gray...

Yes, but will it work on my Tesla? Can somebody help me, please??

Have you guys seen the Nissan Juke yet? It's been around for way too long already.

Oh, frigging bore me...

Jason:

It's a Hor-Bull. Just plain Hor-Bull.

FAKE. Have you ever seen a prescription that was READABLE?

Badass with Baby Shit icing.

Gremlin??? In Sage Green, yet??? Nice wheels!

Paint still looks like it was rolled on. Customers are getting less and less picky about getting smooth paint; "zombie-shine" semi-orange-peel seems to be the norm these days, even on supposedly "quality" marques...