"I taut I taw a puttytat—with a handgranade???"

Sorry, George already beat us to a skinless Threepeeo.

You're the Poetry Moon. You make things alright!

"I've been through worse!"

Are you kidding? This screaming maniac reviewing the movie is orders-of-magnitude more annoying than the film ever was (and that's being generous). One little credit for his "Jamaican Klingon Clowns" comment.

I read "Nightfall" and really enjoyed it. It was a very unique concept. Never got around to watching the movie. Now I'm glad I didn't. Sorry you had to.

Michael Bay is just George Lucas with testosterone.

Sorry, suspension of disbelief flew right out the window with this clip. No alerts, sirens, early-warning, people shuffling around like they never knew what hit them until someone just happens to notice? Where's the combat readiness under what appears to be a clearly-establish threat condition? Is the US military…

My theory is the "tough love" approach, where an alien civilization is getting sick and tired of watching us wasting our potential indulging our primate sensibilities and slaughtering each-other to enforce our antiquated philosophies on each-other and start moving technology forward instead of sideways. In other…

The dog barking was either an awesome final touch or a very awesome coincidence!

Frank Herbert used thought-speak extensively in his Dune novels (and even rendered into tedious, sibilant, whispers in the film) and pulled it off. George Martin uses it heavily in his Fire-and-Ice books as well. Honestly, Tyrion's thoughts are more fun to read than what most anyone else actually says. ;)

True, I admit I just grabbed the first image I thought of to make my comment. I admit, not any more likely than this scenario.

That could work. It'd prevent that player holed-up with a 100 armies in one country waiting to turn in some cards and sweeping the board in one turn (actually saw that happen once).

I like that term "turtle"—thanks!

Sorry kids, Dinosaur Train's been cancelled beacause it's too expensive to render Buddy with feathers...

As long as he can sit on his butt and drink lattes during the shooting... SURE.

Does this mean Jurassic Park is closed on Sundays?

Go ahead! Hide in the Honey Bucket and see what happens. I Dare ya!

I think when it becomes inevitable we're going to get hit, we'll throw everything in the arsenal at it, no matter how futile.