more like Space Farce, amirite?

Yeah, making me download an app is a nonstarter. 

As long as I have to give up personal information in order to avail myself, then none of this free food is really free.

These are people who think you need voter ID to buy cereal.

CO2 is released by all fossil fuels, not just petroleum based ones. Not sure where this CO2 = oil = cars nonsense comes from.

If heavy gooey oil is needed

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+1 trip, have a nice Fall

Not a coincidence Mike Tomlin isn’t in frame.

This is the real problem, I think. Tucker Carlson is 49, which means he was . . . 22 or so when the Soviet Union collapsed. Megyn Kelly is 47, which means she was 20.

Incompetence breeds evil.

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

Antonio Brown: Hey Ben, you see Lev’s new tweets? [hands Big Ben iPhone]

And with the midterms over, we now return to your regularly scheduled mass shooting. Thoughts and prayers everyone.

Coincidentally, “I don’t know what kind it is but want that bird dead” is the mission statement on Ryan Zinke’s resume

Indeed - I would rather give him the power to suspend Josh Gordon rather than the power to suspend Habeus Corpus.

In fairness to Trump, he’s a declining old racist who brags about committing sexual assault. That’s it. Fuck him. 

Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

oh fuck yeah inject that straight into my veins

Patricia deserves to be trolled with that headline.