There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

Wold love to see it happen. The 1st NBA star who makes it really all about himself

Look, Jimmy, I’m just saying, you’re not really embracing the whole “villain on your own team” schtick until you start chucking shots at your own basket during the game. Imagine the ink you’d get for scoring more points for the opponent than anyone on their own squad! You’d be controversial!! Any publicity is good…

Check out this guy!!

Wait, no. He was 52. Nevermind.

How many times in one’s life do you get a clean shot at an overhead suplex? TAKE THE SHOT!

Fuck. You.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

I bet Kimbel's wife was in the audience, clapping sarcastically.

I hope they try again tomorrow as satanists. Satanists with outrageous mustaches.

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Eli do the boot scoot boogie at halftime to rally the troops.

the real victory was the friends they made along the way

Geez Pat, it's not like the Wolves tried to dump Delonte West's contract on you.

Four days after it aired, and five days after he apologized for it, and more than a week after it was filmed, Jay Glazer reported Thursday night that the New York Giants have fined Odell Beckham Jr. for remarks he made during a surreal interview that aired during Sunday NFL Countdown last weekend.

I can’t possibly be expected to read and digest this like some sort of Wahlburger but take your star for the obvious strong effort involved

She will not shut up and knibble

I just wish he’d make up his mind on which incorrect form of “you’re” he’s going to use and stick with it.

Yeah.

Just because it's cheaper than before doesn't mean it's a good deal now.