“Yeah, but it’s a dry humping” -Arizona Cardinals

“Let’s, the three of us, complain at length to the media about how he didn’t get under our skin. That’ll show him.”

Favre also had 71,838 interceptions*

We’re doing blemish/mole jokes here, but you are right to be indignant.

Why do the refs have to make a mountain out of that...thing?

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

They also have a team with a racial slur as its name.

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

Don’t forget that McDonough also traded away an unprotected 2021 Miami 1st rounder for the right to move up five spots (16 to 11) to get Mikal Bridges. Miami’s got little cap flexibility and seems pretty locked into a low-ceiling, perennial 6-8 seed in the East, but they could well be awful by 2021.

My only…

You misspelled that, you mean Roy Cohn.

She’s a woman of *hair* color.

She helps Fox meet their diversity quota. 

Defensive linemen should each have a bronze plaque and a stylus. If they can engrave the phrase “I sacketh thee” and show it to the QB before a pass is thrown, then the QB is considered down.

Weezy may be better off running for president - he does have government experience, after all!

Buddy, if you think there’s a conspiracy to get a *Minnesota* team a championship, I don’t know what to tell ya

No kidding. He can't run a loan business with a 36% cap? Fuck him. Also, can't keep the track open because the payday loan business failed? Was the track being used to offset losses from the business? It all sounds fishy. 

A little bit of google shows South Dakota caps payday loan rates to 36%. If you can’t run a successful business charging 36% then that guy can fuck off.

Too bad the track is in the crosshairs and is caught up with this guy. Fuck payday loan companies. Notice the guy had to shut down his business because the state capped the exorbitant interest terms. Him and Scott Tucker can shove it.

Rodgers emphatically denied any rift, but eyebrows were raised when he added, “Mike is like a member of my own family.”

He needs to be careful questioning McCarthy’s methods. He might get accused of being a Communist.