I have a lot more respect for Jessup than I do for Kavanaugh.

Crows and ravens would like a word regarding grouping them in with stupid chickens.

Kenan, you’re one of my all-time faves.

Well that clears it all up.

Goddamned jingleists. 

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Sounds about white

If there are Republicans in the Senate that care more about the country than their party, now is the time to step up and vote no.

Go fuck yourself

Duh, because the AL won the All-Star game #thisyearitcounts

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

Actually, this is about Washington’s NFL team, the Seahawks.

I don’t have time to read anything but the headline to this story, but I hope the NCAA punishes the Huskies severely for these violations.

That photo makes him look like Jay Cutler, but that can’t hold up, as it sounds like he has an ethic and believes in modern medicine.

The only things you’d find going to Lindsey’s house are a collection of taffeta bed ruffles, a satin fainting couch, half a dozen hungry man dinners, hundreds of letters from the odd fellows telling him he’s not welcome and to stop asking, a humidor filled with the stench of loneliness, and, worst of all, Lindsey…

Man should consider themselves lucky that women want equality, not revenge.

I dunno. America seems even dumber. and fatter, than Springfield, with an even shorter attention span - and none of the if-you-dig-deeply-enough decency.

Aren’t these judges supposed to be nonpartisan? Or give the illusion that they’re capable of being so?

To verify it’s provenance, they had to dust the guitar for prince.