LOL.

Loudly proclaim to anyone within earshot you’ve done nothing wrong during an FBI investigation, then show complete dysfunction as the facade of confidence fades and you crack under the pressure? Never seen that before.

Haha. That is a phenomenal headline. Well done, Emma

Trump got nervous when he heard there was a successful gambler around again.

The only thing that concerns me more than his vulnerability to outside influence was his vulnerability to inside influence.

but it still raised questions about whether he might be “vulnerable to outside influence.”

Trump doesn’t have the metal dexterity to imagine a toy monkey that claps cymbals AND flips.

That Illinois nazi reject didn’t bother to look up the Duckworth (her dad’s) family which literally fought in nearly every major US war going back to the Revolution, and Sen. Duckworth actually sacrificed her limbs for fellow Americans.

When she corrected him I’m surprised he didn’t say, “Take it easy, Japanezy!”

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

Michael, the actual bill moves the regulatory line from $50b to $250b in the still highly regulated category.

Similarly, my dad told me, “You’re a constant reminder of why going bareback with a prostitute is a really bad idea.”

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I think his last meaningful snap was that knee.

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

Conservative Democrats getting elected in conservative districts where previously there were ultra-conservative (or just radical) Republicans is still a win. Voting with you sometimes is better than voting with you never.