Or just as a way to avoid spoilers for the rest of the game.

Krogan and Asari live for centuries, how long does it take for their children to reach maturity?

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Please, you call that nightmarish? There was a much worse mascot costume for trade shows:

AW, SON OF A BITCH!

He can look forward to a long career of guest appearing in Sargon and JonTron videos.

Twelve years ago:

Capcom has a long history of (possibly) unintentional homoeroticism in their designs:

In good company.

I put in over 1000 hours in Disgaea DS, mostly due to the fact that I would play it in bed in order to fall asleep. But that was playing the game as intended, no special tricks or stunts on my part.

Over a decade ago my PS2 memory card was stolen. It had my in-progress save for Kingdom Hearts II.

I just watched the trailer and I noticed that at one point a goalkeeper slides across the floor with no animation.

Fire Emblem Fates allows you to inflict some awful accessorising on yourself and members of your army.

Street Fighter put up two bits this year. First is Quiz Street Fighter Academy, an actually playable Street Fighter themed trivia game featuring high school versions of Chun-Li, Ryu and Juri.

Hell, the property is pretty much an 80's toy line to begin with.

Using skull iconography gives you an automatic bonus.

Not much different to whenever the price of bitcoins tanks.