Shut the fuck up, Jon.

They can have real-life scenarios, such as when I had to rebuild a system that an electrician thought he could build. Guess who thought that he didn’t need spacers between the motherboard and the case?

Hell, I was working at a CompUSA when both the demo disc was out and the release. Everyone on the floor wanted the game bad.

Enma, judge of the dead and grand king of Hell:

The cemetery my mother is buried in has signs up that say “No gaming allowed.” Pretty obvious as to why.

Never said I was.

A big problem is that there really isn’t many other retailers that will carry titles that aren’t from the big publishers and AAA productions. There are smaller local stores, but even they are (understandably) risk-adverse to the point of being hesitant to stock up on more niche titles without pre-orders or a clear…

I find that I often end up making women that are tall, have serious muscle tone and definition, very pale skin (paper white if possible) and short, black hair.

That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well. Looking at these pictures, I just can’t help to think about that Dallas penthouse office.

So it’s like playing the Gunslinger from the original Westworld.

Well, Roberta Williams would say that you were a low-income simpleton who watched too much television... and that’s why you didn’t like Sierra titles.

I see the creator is a big fan of René Descartes’ Meditations on Monster Fucking. I fap, therefore I am.

Seriously, they were making over $1000 a second in that rush. It was incredible to watch.

Highlight was using TASbot to enable streaming video on an SNES (with help from a pair of NESes processing the audio input), showing off runs of Super Mario 64, Portal and running Skype in real time. It actually made me wonder if that was the canceled SNES CDrom expansion would of looked like.

Digging the 80's Nintendo arcade design that Spring Man has.

Impact, the cousin no one likes to talk about.