By the way, this is the actual neighborhood and intersection that this set is meant to represent: https://goo.gl/maps/nuV2wuq2t…

That second video is the only one that looks even remotely like Columbus. The ninth one you might be able to convince me is West Broad... if you made the street wider, at it wasn’t on a hill. Hell, most of the city is pretty flat, except towards the rivers.

Don’t you know? If someone makes a game with bad character concepts, the grand SJW conspiracy will punish them by... writing blog posts and making videos!

Happy little mushroom clouds.

They’ve made quite the improvement since the old days.

With some Brian Dennhey thrown in for good measure.

Laputa, Snow White and Predator.

Did you say masturbating zombies?

Points for not having him pull the guns out of his ass.

I’ll stick with the proven Start to Crate system.

Sadly it can’t do the Moon gravity jump-kick.

Looks like someone else remembers Planet Half-Life

Brobrobro-bro Bro-brobro

Another method is to sample the VA’s other works. For instance, Winston is voiced by Crispin Freeman, who has a ton of voice credits in numerous media. All you would need to do is fine his roles where he used a similar voice.

How about some disturbing commercials? Like this one that creeped me out as a kid:

More honest version

I swore I hit the right link. Odd.