We had to destroy the store in order to save it.

With the arm on the posing stands you can accurately recreate the floaty moon gravity of the original games.

Knowing Romero, he’s probably still coding stuff for the Apple //.

Base the review on how much you’re willing to spend on it:

My mistake, it’s A+B on two, not select.

I know Kid Icarus used it for the cheat that would make the stores charge more or less, where the NES version did the same with the select button on controller two.

Arthur Dent has turned to the dark side...

I can’t hate any game that includes a section that takes place on top of moving traffic or on top of a moving train.

In a way, that tweet is equating the game with a lump of coal.

Takes me back to when everyone complained about the AWP in the original CS. Ah, the “noob stick.”

“I am surrounded by beautiful women and endless amusement... but my ennui persists all the same.”

During a down period I had this year, I ended up recreating the Washington Monument to scale. All 555 feet of it. And now I must ask... why?

One could put literal shit in a box, tell reactionaries that buying it will piss off their enemies and make a killing.

“You’re on D!”

Installing both would probably land you on a watchlist.

Did Jon Peters make this?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

This whole thing is a huge love-letter to 80’s and 90’s action cartoons.

That looks like a fantastic way to start a wildfire.

Dengeki Bunko: Fighting Climax came with a manual, but I don’t know what the hell they used in printing it. I could easily see some dumb kid huffing it, attempting to get high off the fumes.