I'm guessing that Dr. Ashen is going to end up reviewing one of these, by the sound of it...

Fuck, I miss Ryan and the rest of the Ohayocon gaming boys.

Expect this to get a half-page spread in the 2013 Guinness Book of Video Game records.

Goddamn, this book gets worse every fucking year.

Really, commander?

Houkago Play, hell yes.

Creepy Mario will haunt your dreams.

My brother did this to me. I hope he's since learned to read reviews.

That would be Akechi Mitsuhide and Uesugi Kenshin, respectively.

Since the game has finally dropped to under $10, I decided to try it. I'm not sure that was a good idea.

Yes. Biased towards logic and reason. How horrible.

"While it's easy to assume it's bullshit, there's been no way to prove it never existed."

Poe's Law

Goddamit, I must be getting old.

If Burt's here, then does that mean the classic black and gold Sunbird is as well?

So much better then TV, right?