INDIFFERENCE

Perhaps if you throw it at them.

First attempt.

I had a friend who used to live in that neighborhood. About as classy as you can guess.

EVE is for the batshit crazy, and those who want to mess with the crazies.

Mode 7 all up in this bitch.

Hope you like escort missions.

You want to know how much this game hates you? Not only is there the finicky jump controls, the suicide warps, blind jumps, pits that you can only escape by suicde, and leaps of faith... there are even trap warps. Make the wrong exit, and you end up in the Black Hole Zone: an empty black screen where you keep falling…

Fun Fact: This game was almost released in the US as "Super Pitfall II"

Well, as long as they're not stalemating in the clinch here, they gotta separate. I mean, they're kinda stalemating in the clinch here Mike, they gotta separate. They're kinda stalemating here in the clinch. These guys aren't really doing anything. They're kinda stalemating in a clinch here Mike...

Believe it or don't, the producers want their games played competitively at EVO.

Did I hear you right? Did I hear you saying that you're going to make a copy of a game without paying? Don't Copy That Floppy!

That, or Mighty Jill Off: [mightyjilloff.dessgeega.com]

That would of been better if it was Iron Man.

I can't imagine them having many regional servers at the time, so there would be some serious long distance bills being stacked up. And this is with 1983 rates and line quality.

You should of stopped by on Saturday. If you didn't, you missed out.

As soon as I saw the headline, I knew it was going to be Space Coyote.