I weep for I have but one star to give.

WRONG! He’s clearly an entrant in the Good Boy hall of fame.

I don’t have much to add, I just want to jump in on the lightning cable bashing. They are consistently pretty damn crappy.

I remembered being so excited for Evolution because with Ivan Reitman at the helm, it looked to be a spiritual successor to Ghostbusters, but man it just did not deliver. I rewatched it recently and it really didn’t age gracefully.

You’re certainly free to attend to your heiny as you see fit, but for me I splash my ass with my bidet and give it one drying wipe with TP and I’m done.

OK, to qualify just a bit more then...

I ordered an inexpensive one like many have described. It attaches between the toilet and seat with a simple enough install taking about 10 minutes. Ultimately, yeah your crack does end up plenty wet, but it’s mostly just that. The cheeks themselves tend to stay dry, so after, rather than wiping and wiping with wads…

Do people hang their t-shirts? I’ve always folded them for a shelf or drawer.

I’m surprised this is being reported now. I could swear this policy was in place during one of my last contracts with them in 2013.

A bit newer, but since Doctor Strange landed on Netflix, it has been my go-to pot movie.

Also, it looks to me like the picture in the article is showing him balancing on medicine balls, which should be fairly squishy.

There is absolutely no reason that videos featuring a hydraulic press should be so consistently mesmerizing, and yet that channel will draw me in every damn time. I love their videos.

I *WAS* going to spend the day butt-hurtedly complaining about the lack of a Men’s Day, but now I suppose I’ll have to start planning for November instead.

Now I know you’re trolling.

I agree with your slippery slope argument in some respect.

So far as I can tell, Hulu has removed the ability to disable autoplay across their various apps. Any tips for righting that wrong?

Also known as an electric razor. *Somebody* might have been a little high while compiling this list. =P

Also known as an electric razor. *Somebody* might have been a little high while compiling this list. =P

While the Palm laptop thing was a big flop, I think the idea itself has some promise. I’m skeptical that this attempt will take off either, but I feel like it’s bound to work at some point for somebody.

I made the same change, but for me I just wanted to be able to pretend I was talking to my own Iron Man J.A.R.V.I.S AI.

I feel like one hundred checks in the amount of one cent would be a more dickish way to pay the settlement. If this dummy meant to deliver a dumb message by sending a Sacajawea coin, I think he failed at it.