I would LOOOOVE to ditch the lightning cables, but I suspect if this passes, Apple will just skirt the rule with a dongle again. 

Yes, and you should feel bad about this.

Hit publish a little earlier than intended?

Realistically, it isn’t advancing society.

Good point.

Maybe, but if you don’t actually quit and leave, then what’s the problem with that? The next year when they see you do it again, they’ll say “Oh there’s Paul, doing his front loading investment thing”. Not trying to be a smart-ass, I’m just not sure why this would be a concern.

I weep for I have but one star to give.

WRONG! He’s clearly an entrant in the Good Boy hall of fame.

Do people hang their t-shirts? I’ve always folded them for a shelf or drawer.

Also, it looks to me like the picture in the article is showing him balancing on medicine balls, which should be fairly squishy.

I *WAS* going to spend the day butt-hurtedly complaining about the lack of a Men’s Day, but now I suppose I’ll have to start planning for November instead.

Now I know you’re trolling.

I agree with your slippery slope argument in some respect.

So far as I can tell, Hulu has removed the ability to disable autoplay across their various apps. Any tips for righting that wrong?

Also known as an electric razor. *Somebody* might have been a little high while compiling this list. =P

Also known as an electric razor. *Somebody* might have been a little high while compiling this list. =P

I feel like one hundred checks in the amount of one cent would be a more dickish way to pay the settlement. If this dummy meant to deliver a dumb message by sending a Sacajawea coin, I think he failed at it.

Well... damn.

It’s a plausible explanation, but I think that might make that use even more obnoxious.

There’s a special place in hell for office drones that use “out of pocket” to refer to being unavailable.

For the last year or so I’ve switched over to “salud”.