Hey, Mark, fuck you.

EW GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER

Thanks for the wisdom after being married for AN ENTIRE MONTH and not actually having a real job, Kim.

Because that's how you spell it. It means "power" and was a popular rallying cry during the fight against apartheid. Sometimes people give their children names that aren't white and Western. I know it can be hard to deal with, but together we can make it through.

Well I hope she takes that body straight to hell.

Since Jen Selter became "famous" I've seen a TON of white girls at the gym doing squats, dead lifts, and lunges to get a "Jen Selter booty" and it irks me like no other because I can't imagine how she's managed to get a butt that big naturally without thighs that are big too.

This reaction is priceless

Jack Daniels over Absinthe? JACK DANIELS OVER ABSINTHE? I mean, to be fair, I doubt everyone has had the magical absinthe moments that I have been lucky enough to experience. One time I got wasted on it at a Peter Pan themed college ball where I was DRESSED AS TINKERBELL, i.e. an actual green fairy, and spent a good…

What sort of volunteer programs? Traveling to where? What will they do there? How will they learn about other cultures?

Good enough for me.

I hate the word pussy - not in a cringy way, but if my partner says the word pussy when we are getting sexy, it's a hue turnoff because I feel like I am being taken out of our intimate situation and put in a standard nonsense porn.

Callie, I'm really disappointed that L.C. didn't actually shave her head. Like super disappointed. I might have to leave work early.

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could…

I have never liked either the word "skinny" or the word "fat". I have both skin and fat. Everyone does! I am going to ignore the meaning of the word and call myself "skinny fat"; because I have skin and I have fat and so far, so good. Both are doing their job, keeping my skeleton wrapped up all safe.

I just realized that my husband is handsome in the exact same weird way that Benedict Cumberbatch is handsome aaaaaand my pants fell off. G2G.

I'm the loneliest popular girl ever. BFFs Jennifer Lawrence and Lupita N'yongo forgot my birthday, and my boyfriend Cumberbatch didn't even send flowers for valentines day.

I just did a piece on another very interesting Victorian photo practice on Spirit Photography - including some very creepy spirit photographs WITH post-mortems - check it out...