Well I hope she takes that body straight to hell.
Jack Daniels over Absinthe? JACK DANIELS OVER ABSINTHE? I mean, to be fair, I doubt everyone has had the magical absinthe moments that I have been lucky enough to experience. One time I got wasted on it at a Peter Pan themed college ball where I was DRESSED AS TINKERBELL, i.e. an actual green fairy, and spent a good… Read more
Good enough for me.
I hate the word pussy - not in a cringy way, but if my partner says the word pussy when we are getting sexy, it's a hue turnoff because I feel like I am being taken out of our intimate situation and put in a standard nonsense porn.
Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could… Read more
I have never liked either the word "skinny" or the word "fat". I have both skin and fat. Everyone does! I am going to ignore the meaning of the word and call myself "skinny fat"; because I have skin and I have fat and so far, so good. Both are doing their job, keeping my skeleton wrapped up all safe.
He's a good boyfriend, too. I just called him and asked if he would come over and fix the wobbly side view mirror on my car. He said he could do it but not until later tonight. Then I said well if you're going to come over later tonight instead of now, maybe you could bring dinner. He said he was planning on eating… Read more