I tell you what, Joe. You sincerely apologize to Anita Hill, like you said you would, and I’ll consider voting for you. Consider.

I’m waiting for him to spontaneously combust when he hears that GOP senators say that the crown prince did it.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS VEIL. She has balls. I doff my cap.

After the wedding she went got a great haul of tuna.

Let’s hope their lawyers drafted a prenup just as long.

He 100% did. Got it lay it on thick for that People Magazine Money!

Nothing honors a Republican more than blocking a service millions of Americans rely on and pay taxes to support.

I’m engaged. Is it bad that I want this veil so it can swallow my enemies like a big beautiful spider web?

“Zinke released a statement saying, “It’s hard for him to think straight from the bottom of the bottle.”

LOL. Licensed Real Estate Broker here, it is a common term used by those trying to distance themselves from a Foreign Corrupt Practices charge.

There are many fine beverages on both sides.

How do I think they’re feeling?

This motherfucker is an embarrassment to humans:

He lies about literally everything. He doesn’t go to NY because they fricken hate him

I’m not big into tea but a good tieguanyin oolong is 100% worth the high price. Also a smoky lapsang souchong. Or a warm earthy genmatcha. But that said, most teas sold to western audiences in supermarkets suck monkey balls.

I have a question: HOW DARE YOU?

I like iced tea, it’s cold and bitter, like my heart.

Right, that’s it. You Yanks have gone too far this time.

Pitch: it’s Dexter meets The West Wing....