YYesss also a week from hell and I just want to take everyone who is as much as a hater as me and have our own fucking party to hate on people. It would be glorious

As a licensed curmudgeon, may I just wish these attention-seekers all a case of shellfish poisoning and go about my day?

I’ve got a kidney with her name on it, just in case, but a better idea would be to harvest some organs from Jeff Sessions.

<BEGINS DRINKING INTENSELY>

referring to Wohl as “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.

So is he saying we can ban guns because rocks are just as effective?

Have to agree; now is when you need a Major League manager to walk out to the mound, ask Hillary for the ball and point out a path to the dugout. But remind her that she pitched a good game.

Grab ‘em by the posse comitatus.

Bravely fled Sir Paulie;
Sir Paulie bravely fled.

Bernie. Can you not?

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!

“The only person responsible for carrying out either of these heinous acts were the individuals who carried them out.”

I heard him yesterday being referred to as Corn Hitler, which I thought was hilarious and apt. Steve King, you’re burnt!

He also has time to call and congradulate newly elected dicatators

I thought it was already decided that a president can be sued with Clinton.

Who’s that I hear laughing their asses off?

Can we keep it real?  Fuck that bitch.

I think we should put all the blame on the female Democrats who ignored this poor guy in High School!

Militarized border to prevent anyone from coming in. From there, it's only a short trip to prevent anyone from getting out.