YYesss also a week from hell and I just want to take everyone who is as much as a hater as me and have our own fucking party to hate on people. It would be glorious

As a licensed curmudgeon, may I just wish these attention-seekers all a case of shellfish poisoning and go about my day?

I’ve got a kidney with her name on it, just in case, but a better idea would be to harvest some organs from Jeff Sessions.

<BEGINS DRINKING INTENSELY>

referring to Wohl as “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.

So is he saying we can ban guns because rocks are just as effective?

Have to agree; now is when you need a Major League manager to walk out to the mound, ask Hillary for the ball and point out a path to the dugout. But remind her that she pitched a good game.

Grab ‘em by the posse comitatus.

Bravely fled Sir Paulie;
Sir Paulie bravely fled.

Bernie. Can you not?

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!

“The only person responsible for carrying out either of these heinous acts were the individuals who carried them out.”

I heard him yesterday being referred to as Corn Hitler, which I thought was hilarious and apt. Steve King, you’re burnt!

He also has time to call and congradulate newly elected dicatators

I thought it was already decided that a president can be sued with Clinton.

George: So what’s next? Onward and upward?
Rube: Onward not upward. No pearly gates for you, no choirs of angels neither.
George: You dick! You’re sending me to hell?!
Rube: Don’t flatter yourself. You’re not that interesting.

Who’s that I hear laughing their asses off?

Can we keep it real?  Fuck that bitch.

I think we should put all the blame on the female Democrats who ignored this poor guy in High School!