If Jeff flake actually took a stand on something, I think his head would explode.  

Tomorrow he will find a way to blame Hillary/Obama/CNN for the bomb threats.

Mr Big was better.

Lol, right! I was so unnerved by the news that I didn’t even notice that Katherine managed to type Hillary Clinton’s whole name without shrieking an all-caps rampage or spontaneously combusting. This is some big news.

“I promise you. I will pay for the legal fees.”

Um. Exactly what many of us have been expecting?

Sure they will. The headline will read, “White House Stunned by Attempt to Rid Them of Turbulent Priest”.

There are very fine bombs on both sides.

You should bitch-slap your dad and pee on him to assert dominance.

If only we listened to real America then this wouldn’t happen. I’m sure they’ll turn around once we let them yell at their minority of choice.

Plus, it’s a small step up from “our guys were just innocently walking their bone saw when this crazed journalist started throwing hands.

“What is racist?” she declared to the panel full of white people she convened to discuss offensive Halloween costumes. “On Halloween you’ve got guys with fake axes coming out of their heads. It’s going to be jarring.”

Scott Lloyd is a monster who literally declared that he alone had the right to decide if a raped teenager could get an abortion (spoiler alert; no!). He thinks he is carrying out God’s plan for the children in his care. That anyone put him in charge of children is a disgrace.

In the latest Kashoggi news, CIA Director Gina Haspel is en route to Turkey.

WHY ARE THEY INFRINGING ON MY RELIGIOUS FREEDOM TO CURSE DRUNKEN, SEXUAL PREDATORS?

It hurts because it’s true. 

That image is the H.P. Lovecraft version of that American Chopper meme.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Seems like Trump was correct on one point. He actually did kill a man on Fifth Avenue and his numbers went up.