So which of Betsy’s sons do we think had a sexual assault or harassment complaint lodged against them by those mean, mean women?

I quite enjoyed him calling out the “Splinter Contingent”:

♫♪ The Phantom of the Op-Ed is here, inside your mind... ♫♪

Alcoholic milk shakes y’all!

Drink now, cry/puke later.

How in the hell is even threatening to sic the DoJ on an article writer not a First Amendment violation? (edited)

Hell, the NYT should say that regardless of whether Trump fingered the right person or not.

I don’t care who it is.

I was sad to hear in entertainment news that The Bandit passed away today.

Sure Melania.

The GOP should get as much civility as they gave Obama’s SCOTUS nomination back in the day.

For all the people* gasping at the thought that Americans elected a man with Fascist/Autocratic aspirations as the President of the United States:

Do you not realize that there is a high percentage of White people who would be perfectly happy living in an oppressive dictatorship so long as White People were guaranteed…

Every White House staffer at home after work:

But what if it’s someone he can’t fire? Someone with little to lose if this comes out, because he can’t be removed from office without being impeached. Someone who would actually stand to personally benefit if Trump were removed.

“Because Jack Dorsey is trying to influence the election to sway the election so that Democrats can steal the election.

I like that this dickshit says no one wants to cause a Constitutional crisis by invoking the 25th when that would be the exact fucking opposite of a Constitutional crisis, since it’s a specific Constitutional remedy for this exact fucking situation.  Fuck this coward who wants to think this will save him/her.

On the one hand: “I work on the Death Star, but I am working diligently from within to frustrate parts of Grand Moff Tarkin’s agenda.”

Why you disrespecting me bro?!

Should have turned left at Albuquerque.