Remember when Bill Clinton got impeached for telling one lie about one woman? Ah, the good old days, when we had a system of law and order in America.

I suggest Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and the rest of the GOP as the first settlers of the Moon. How soon can we have that one-way rocket ready?

They look like Aryan muppets.

It’s the Corleone family if it were actually the Bluths.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Like he’s gonna sit there and tell us that every time he’s had sex, he was 100% making a lifelong commitment. Bull. Shit.

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

I’ve noticed his comments are becoming more and more infantile. Is he reverting to childhood responses because of dementia? 

Is it me or do 45’s tweets get a bit more desperate and deranged every day? And hasn’t it been determined that those tweets are all public record?

...you do know that you can buy a pill organizer for like $1.29 at any drugstore, right? Use one to stay on top of your meds so embarrassing things like this don’t happen in the future.

I have a bad feeling this case’ll have a hung jury due to a hardcore Trumpet.

“...private military contractors who would work for a special U.S. envoy for the war who would report directly to the president.”

Nope. Not having it, NYT.

Wear the jacket, Mel. I dare you. 

No, I think she is American and much smarter than Eric. Not that the bar is high.

love hearing about a dad who gets this excited for a Daughter

Poor Ivanka! She must have felt like a baby separated from her mother and put in a cage. *hugs*