“Libertarianism is astrology for men.”

I respectfully refuse to accept this.

I very much look forward to The Church of Satan's trolling of these asinine rules. 

‘Sharia’ Law strikes again!

“For me...it was Wednesday!”

45 stole an election from Putin’s cookie jar...

I’m starting to think Giuliani’s baldness is a result of splitting hairs.

Her?

Funny. The child doesn’t look Mexican.

In which episode will she shoot William Holden by the pool? (This one is for all my fellow olds.)

Starts chanting “FIVE MORE YEARS! FIVE MORE YEARS!” as I crank up the Bowie song “Five years”

“Can’t talk right now, dad.” 

1, 2... Muller’s coming for you

Objects Behind You Are Closer Than They Appear

Planes, Trains, and Collusion

Of all the airports in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine

The La Croix beef going on is damn tasty.  Unlike, say, La Croix. 

“He wouldn’t do anything that stupid” is not an actual defense, Rudy.