This makes me happy.

“could Donald— for once— actually get a suit or tux that fits him?”

I’m starting to get the feeling that this Trump guy isn’t the great negotiator that he says he is.

It's a no for me dawg.

HIDEOUS JFC.

I think with that ring you could successfully open the Bifrost

Wow.

Oh Jesus Christ guys.

TONE. It’s called TONE. Read the goddamn room.


*not you who wrote this the you who created and branded the wine.

Reality:

“This is perhaps Donald Trump’s classiest move yet”

JFC, it is legal to come to the border and apply for asylum, you twat.

I’m sure a woman 10 years from now, weeping over her positive pregnancy test after being raped, will wipe her tears away, take a deep breath, and say “well, at least Brett Kavanaugh went to Yale.”

I stand by my statement.

The NYT has been a joke for a while, now.

Broiled brat in a warm corn tortilla with hot sauce on it is an EPIC late-night snack.

YESSSSSSS. Fuck fireworks now and forever.

Jeez... did Thanos take over Jezebel? You guys are all leaving!

Is there a leader? It's feeling like tantrum time at daycare.

“Germany Building Detention Camps”

Calm yourself, Sarah - it’s just locker room talk.