He’s also a bad cousin.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Rudy Giuliani is not a great husband.

Pompeo: “The official position of the Department of State is, ‘You’re thinking too much.’”

Listen, obey and ask no questions.

That’s going to be awkward. Hosting with Canada and Mexico while we are at war with them.

The one prediction I (and probably many others) really want to know is when will Trump finally get brought up on charges.

Cohen: I would jump off a building for Mr Trump!

lol a veteran anarchist who quotes Karl Marx at city meetings? Never change, Seattle, never change.

THANK YOU. This is the only correct take.

what a brave new world, that has such chrises in it.

“Won’t somebody please think of the children?

“children in the audience.”

AHEM AHEM AHEM

Well, yeah. You wouldn’t want your skin to get too brown, after all.

I assume the NRA’s patriotic supporters are going to cancel their membership in droves upon hearing this treasonous news........ No?

Oh for God’s sake.