Donlad Trump’s official position is that people should be fired for offensive language?

“I may be in for a big surprise, folks”

There will be no summit. I am certain of this because the president himself said there would be a summit.

Starts a trade war with most of the world, but is committed to making peace with a country that doesn’t matter.

Not that it matters but I never fired James Comey because of Russia! The Corrupt Mainstream Media loves to keep pushing that narrative, but they know it is not true!

I’m particularly baffled that conservatives are choosing this hill to die on considering how lightly “cunt” was thrown around in the 2016 election time frame referring to Hillary.

I’m having a shitty morning life and this is the first thing that made me smile thus far today. I absolutely LOVE how upset it makes them! It truly makes me’ ol’ heart sing....like this gif.

Raise your hand if you feel like your brain is becoming gooey because of all this shit we have to deal with from trump and his minions.

it’s funny.

and like
THE LAST FUCKING HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

“Kim Kardashian arrived at the White House today to discuss prison reform”

It’s happening. The singularity is approaching. The vortex is feeding on itself and entertainment and government have now converged.

Mom, Dad ...I am Melania now.

I won’t believe it’s her until I see her holding up a newspaper with today’s date.

a registered dietitian was dispatched from the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center to consult with White House kitchen staff

If only there had been some warning that he would be a shitty choice.

The GOP is fine with you sexually assaulting and blackmailing a woman, but when you put the spotlight on dirty money, you are out!!

He also threw an arm around Ivanka and bared his teeth to any other males in the room.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or scream at Roseanne’s apology for what she said about Valerie Jarrett. Saying Valerie is the child of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes was not a fucking joke about her looks. It was an intentional invocation of the racist idea that black and brown folks are more ape than…

Well they wanted a show that portrayed trump supporters, and they sure as hell got that! Lol.

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.