Starred for Lapsong Souchong

THANK YOU. I loved the first season (well, loved in a ‘this is brutal but accurate’ way) but I stopped halfway through the second season because it just seems like torture porn.

Why did I click? Whyyyyy?

They have no promotional ability, that’s why

Huh. I did not know know that was a thing.

I’m sorry, “zoo wedding?” Like a million people there, or like an actual zoo?

Well bless my stars! Who could have seen THIS coming?!

I snerked at “train lobster.”

HATER PAR-TAY!!!

This looks annoying and extra AF, but I’ve had a shitty week and so the snark in these comments is giving me life right now so I’m glad this article exists.

“bonesaws don’t kill people, people kill people!”

It me. Sigh.

1. Ew.

*witchy cackle*

Cool song but I bet that fucker sleeps just fine.

somebody’s got a crush

*screams into the void*

I had a bad six months and I called a crisis line. Sometimes just talking to a (trained) sympathetic ear helps.

Bobby I will miss you. You are fun.

Yup. I’ve been forcing myself to eat all week. All food sounds gross because anxiety and depression but also I need to keep my strength up so I can withstand all this bullshit.