Oh my god it Just. Kept. Going.

Ew

One day he will announce that he’s formed a “coalition” with Russia and together we will take over the world and kick every other country’s ass.

I freaking love Veruca Salt to this day.

Well, that’s grim.

Yup, I just decided on dinner. Salmon nigiri it is.

Came here for Airplane! joke, leaving satisfied.

Too real.

Um.

Watching actual world leaders curve and troll 45 is my new favorite thing.

Junior and Eric looks like SNL caricatures of themselves. BUT THIS IS REAL.

WHY hasn’t someone thrown a shoe at 45 yet?

Kesha can sing, folks. She is very talented, I love her and can’t wait to buy this album.

This needs more stars.

THIS.

This is some trashy Mad Men shit and I’m disgusted that it happened, but glad we have a record of him being gross.

I apologize on behalf of my country to any and all Irish Jezzies in the comments.

*screams into the void*

I’ve been reduced to yelling “you fucking whoreson” at every other news story today. I might be broken.