WHY hasn’t someone thrown a shoe at 45 yet?

Kesha can sing, folks. She is very talented, I love her and can’t wait to buy this album.

This needs more stars.

THIS.

This is some trashy Mad Men shit and I’m disgusted that it happened, but glad we have a record of him being gross.

I apologize on behalf of my country to any and all Irish Jezzies in the comments.

*screams into the void*

I’ve been reduced to yelling “you fucking whoreson” at every other news story today. I might be broken.

I’m sitting at my desk trying to hide tears. WTF humanity.

I once worked in a cafe and had people order iced cappucinos during the summer and I’m STILL MAD.

Wells, who volunteers that she is fluent in Esperanto.

I know it’s super petty but I really love all the clowning on Eric’s appearance. And he does look like Voldemort.

Ah, thanks. Good to know!

I made a similar joke above...but there was def some gallows humor in there. Dear Leader is made of tissue paper.

So, war with Australia then? ;-)

thanks!

Ooh. Source?

Ooh. Source?

Seriously, what the fuck is McCain even doing there if he’s not on the committee?!

This makes me sad. I wish I had some desk whiskey.