This party is hilariously inept.

This is how you do ‘Wake-Up-To-Mondays’.

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

Holy shit this is bad.

Well, I know one guy good at fighting evil...

Jeff, you had every opportunity to close the barn door, but the cow’s gone now and taking a big shit on democracy.

The longer he keeps doing stuff like this, the more people get used to it and start tuning it out. We won’t even be talking about shitholes this weekend because something else will come up.

I’ve been in Trump Casinos in Atlantic City. Trump knows all about shitholes.

ever since the tax bill it has been a steady creep upward....

That’s what everyone on paranormal shows looks like when they’re full of demons.

Woman nominated 4 times for an Oscar = $1000

And while we’re on the subject, they did show HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED as a teenager and he wasn’t awkward at all. He was a manipulative little shit who took out Moaning Myrtle and framed Hagrid.

Beyond that, though, the trope of “fearlessness” makes the experience of being a woman or marginalized group more palatable to those in power, creating the illusion that these people—you people—can handle it.

I’ve had a shitty ass week. I had a tire blowout last Tuesday. My water heater burst on Wednesday after only 2 years. My wife got a flat tire on Thursday. I spent the weekend fighting with Sears about their defective water heater. We’re bathing our daughter in the sink using an electric kettle. And I’m on my boss’…

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE TAX BILL TO FAIL.

We also have toxic plumbing in common. One reason given for the fall of Rome was the neurological damage done by their lead pipes - and, well, see:Flint, MI.