He might have done better to live by the tenet “better have someone double check my chute”.

To be fair, that guy isn’t a huge bitch.

I’ll try it after work.

I ungreyed you, but you have to have the Yelp app to see all the photos. So, not worth it.

GODDAMMIT.

You’ve confused “defined” with “synopsis” again.

Your boss is a dick and you’re a spineless suckup.

lol

What’s weird and dangerous is your inability to read.

The worst thing is how poorly you read.

What’s mondd boggling is how the educational system failed to teach you how to read.

From what others have posted it varies, but it looks like being in the car with the keys is the danger zone.

Sometimes you should go fuck yourself. This happens to be one of those times.

Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

Which one of us is an approved commentor on Jalopnik, shit stain?

I’m pretty sure you can, but it looks like the officers used their discretion and chose not to.

Not only are you rude and unpleasant, but you don’t seem to read very well.

He was parked.

Meh.