Look again.

Blood.

302.

Luck?

This is the least surprising thing ever.

Working as intended.

You sound insufferable.

Goddamn, just own it.

No, it isn’t.

The truth shall set you free.

Toughen up, Nancy.

I flip back and forth between Formula E and golf.

Just think about how much more powerful they would be if they didn’t waste power creating noise.

No!

Noise is wasted power.

There is a special place in hell for people who make April Fools “jokes”.

Oh, look, rape jokes are FUNNY when it’s someone we don’t like.

Yes.

Yes, but you have to drink at least a quart.

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen!