Jesus, if you get rattled from one of the most fundamental plays in baseball, then there’s only ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU AND I’M GONNA SPELL IT OU—

But you haven’t identified bipartisan attitudes to the issues you name, you’ve identified what are currently partisan attitudes to the issues you name, it just so happens that the collection of issues don’t add up to the platform of a political party at the moment. Republican congresspeople aren’t going to spurn the…

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Apparently Tinder is ok, the judge asked that she refrain from taking a swipe at anyone.

Nintendo should just cut out the middle man and let you guys serve the C&Ds.

Golden Tee perfected the golf game. There’s no need for any new ones.

Can’t keep their hardware production in stock, wouldn’t sell the most popular item in their line up in years (mini-NES), yet the have time for this stupid crap. And I am supposed to believe they are not intentionally creating false demand?

I’m team Ariel winters mom. This child is lost and looking for trouble.

Pence may not be able to be an astronaut but he sure is a space cadet.

Jesus, that explaination! Own it sister. Say you’re sorry and move on.

“When the station tried to contact the property owner, Davis Rose, he hung up and reportedly refuses to respond to voicemails.”

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

Yeah I think that was the idea. The old “dad passes out when he sees the birth” schtick.

I think it’s just self-deprecating, that even just watching the birth process was enough to seriously stress him out. It’s cute.

Amal > Beyonce

Yes, no one EVER talks about Jordan’s defense. You are so right. He is definitely the most underappreciated athlete ever.

That Bulls team was so complete and one thing people forget about MJ is just how good he was at defense. Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman could wreck havoc against Curry, Thompson, and Durant.

I wanna touch Kyle Korver!

I know I’m not myself before I’ve had my covfefe in the morning.