She should sit on a throne for the performance, and the throne should look like it’s made entirely of severed heads of goateed white shitkickers with MAGA hats.

On the bright side, Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad. Am I right, my fellow progressives? Right????

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Wow. So first, this looks awesome for an “8-bit” game, but I JUST finished animating a modern 2D ZS Samus yesterday:

He us such a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

Nothing brings people of all races together like ignoring MLS.

In associated news…

Quick! Everyone start reprogramming your eproms!

We’re all running our mouths now, but get ready for some humble pie when the Dishwalla/Deep Blue Something/Del Amitri midcard melts our goddamn faces off.

You’re fucking kidding right? 3DS fits in no person’s pocket, unless you’re Baggin’ Saggin’ Larry.

Nintendo still hasn’t found what they were looking for.

Perhaps the news was under seal, which has now been broken.

*Watersportsgate

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

The Carrie Fischer quote to close tipped me right over into bawling my eyes out territory.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Stick to sports, Putin!

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.