Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

Billy Eichner and funny don’t belong anywhere near each other in a sentence unless that sentence also includes the words, “is not” directly before funny.

Some say Ronda Rousey Stephanie McMahon started the women’s revolution in mixed martial arts!

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

I’m still trying to understand the logic of leaving a tree, which was out in the cold infested with spiders, in the cold for one day to ostensibly get rid of said spiders. Do you move it into some super cold freezer thing?

How does leaving the tree outside for 24 hours help? Hasn’t the tree been out in the cold all along?

Cho was out-evidenced on this exchange, and shouldn’t have responded the second time. At least not the way she did.

So, Cho’s just gonna whitewash over all that stuff she said?

You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

Is there any real scientific benefit to doing 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups and 300 squats? It really seems like there would be a point of diminishing returns here.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

I just feel actively bad all the time

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Times is hard for Katherine Heigl