Some of these bad gifts are actually pretty awesome. I think that Sherlock plush could double as a penis cozy so that one is 2 for 1 awesome. And I'd like the Mads t-shirt. Sir, I too am hungry. Hungry for that t-shit.

What's the Starbucks situation like? At least you know you'll never run out of baked goods and coffee.

This is silly. Everyone knows Morgan Freeman is God.

I guess we can only watch that show in our dreams. But it would be one of the greatest shows of our time.

Hopefully it would devolve into some crazy, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane, campy fight.

And maybe they could get Mya Versace to cohost? I would never stop watching that show.

You just brought back my sadness over losing the Stev/Steph'evns. They've had some amazing comedians but as soon as I love them they end up leaving me. WHY DOES EVERYTHING I LOVE LEAVE ME?

Screw kronuts, I'm a Dunkin or Die kind of lady.

When our society eventually becomes history and they are digging for artifacts, they'll find smart phones and fruitcakes.

We live in a small'ish town with roads that seem to be planned to make traffic worse. Going up the street can take 20 during the holidays so this week have been frustrating. I'm hiding from humans today and hitting the nog.

They have to be sturdy so they can last generations. I'm pretty sure my grandmother has one from the 60's

It sounds like they're living the dream. Shopping for home goods and having sex all day.

I only can star you once but know in my heart I've just given you a bazillion stars for your comment.

Ugh, sound like I'd have to move and I'm avoiding effort today.

I bet mornings smell like freshly glazed heaven. There's been a, coming soon, sign in town for 8 months and they still haven't started. It mocks me every time I drive by and can't get a frosted maple cream.

I'd wait till after New Year's

It's better to just use a fruitcake.

Thank you. Seriously, Lindy! That was so not fetch of you.

What devil did Keanu make a deal with not to age and can I have their number? I don't really need my soul and my gray hair now has many friends.

Damn you. I really want some Dunkin Donuts now and the closest one is 30 miles away.