I'M SO BORED!!!!! But I don't want to do any work it's and so damn cold. I'm trying to think of some under rated mystery or thrillers but every list on the internets is shit. I'm not sure who approved some of these list makers but they have no taste.

It sounds like a Santastrophy.

No, NEVER. The pain is the secret ingredient.

Tag line; It was the love between siblings the world thought was wrong.

Yes, but you will have to bring extra desserts and wine. You also may want to get some tissues, but not for what you're thinking. We're planning to watch some sad movies and cuddle later.

A plane full of Skarsgards and you want to make it a kiddie movie? I'm going to need some alone time to properly flesh out this movie. My first change will be that the role of Samuel L. Jackson will now be played by me.

I have the perfect movie, Swedes On A Plane. I'll take the million dollars for my brilliant idea now.

All of the sounds like some crazy sex act.

Salsa is like the IHOP of dance. But instead of serving pancakes it serves international sexy dancing. I feel like we both have learned so much from each other today.

Your pelvic area is in for a real treat. Try not to gyrate and thrust too much or you may get injured. So warm up and stretch before watching.

It's awesomely bad. And it stars Robby Rosa from the original Menudo with his beautiful curly haired mullet. If you like bad Spanish accents, salsa, perms, and or lots of hair gel, you want to see this.

Or they, "Have it in the bag". That's the viewers cue that this fool is about to end up on the bottom or going home.

I love those guys together. My perfect orgy would include Michael Ian Black, Tom Cavanaugh, Chris Hardwick, and Paul Rudd. But there would be no sex. Instead we'd all eat delicious food and they would all entertain me with their stories and Chris would host it. We'd just call it The Talking Orgy. And there would be…

New drinking game alert.

It must be his British accent because my son and I talk to each other with really bad cockney accents whenever we watch it. It's a good show to practice bad accents while quoting.

Yeah, the beginning is sketchy but you know since the hobo's have styled hair and expensive jewelry it's going to be ok.

Reductions. Someones always making a reduction and burning it. Also, stop trying to cook something like short ribs in 30 minutes. It's not going to happen even with the pressure cooker.

YES! I can't believe I forgot the Wellington. They really only have about 4 or 5 menu items, steak, cod, wellington, scallops, risotto, and whatever the vegetable of the day is. Come on, get it together donkeys.