No, he would just appear while you were in the shower or something equally terrifying. He just appears when you least want him to. I think the fact he talks so calm and slow makes it extra scary. Don't sound so rational when your about to play real life Operation with me.

But it was a really good thigh workout. Stand, sit, kneel, I was always tired after mass.

Seriously, it's around 39 here. I know for most people right now it may be colder. But I'm in Texas and last week I was wearing shorts. Can I at least get some kind of transition? It's either wine or cocoa and I'm all out of Bailey's. So wine it is.

That certainly explains many parts of the bible. As a young Catholic forced to read it I often thought, only a drunk person could write this.

Priorities. Leave no wine behind.

I can't wait. My mother was a survivor of the Cabbage Patch Frenzy of 85 at our local Toys R Us. She got one but the flashbacks live on forever.

Do you also need to specify a product because I'm in for $50 the deaths will involve a Playstation 4

Holy crap! Hopefully no babies were punched in the melee unless that baby was holding a laptop and in that case the baby had it coming.

Her cry gave me goosebumps. And then I just keep seeing that drill all front and center. After following him to AA she knows how much he loves whisky so that's got to turn the terror level like waaaaaaay up from an 11 to this

Yeah, who needs to sleep anyways? They just made one mistake and need to change, Mind = Blown to Mind=Fucked

I'm freaking the hell out of what's going to go down with Huck, Quinn, and the Killer Caboodles Set (I forgot who came up with that but trademark that shit asap). Was I wrong or in the preview was there a face lick?

I keep seeing commercials for the new xbox and is there a new Playstation? I was counting on those two to bring is some crazy news stories. I love a good Black Friday fight. 98.99% of the time at a Walmart.

Unless the other person does something completely unforgivable all friendships should be ok. Humans can be friends without having sex. It happens all the time.

One day I'll be a grown up

No happiness for you today.

I'm seeing a lot of this response. And I honestly think it has more to do with your friends and the kind of break up it was. I actually dated a friends ex and she was the one who set us up so for me that was a no brainer. He was a nice guy and we dated for a bit so no big deal.

I only was able to watch half of the show last night and just turned everything off till I finished this morning. I would have cried if I accidentally saw a gif from last night. I still can't believe any of it happened. How can there be people out there who don't watch this show? It was the best episode this season of…

Me too. My inner Beavis and Butthead come out. I'm not proud.

I had that moment too. But then I was all, what was that about James not being like Fitz?

My stomach is still turning from the bloody scene in the cell. I almost had to put my wine down.