it only affects you if you live in Seattle or L.A., or one day New York

Does anyone remember “Comical Ali”? The US looks like more and more like some farcical dictartorship everyday, although i don’t seriously believe Trump will permantely elect himself, he sure acts like he wants to be an overlord that dictates reality to his subjects.

As a guy who is painstakingly trying to level and re-seed bald spots in my backyard right now, I’m about to cry. However, the enthusiast in me cries tears of joy. But I’m also a landlord, so we’re back to sad tears again. Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch.

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

or should I say hang on to him

I just feel sad hearing this.

Mr Gangbanger couldn’t do the time.

It’s a godawful story with absolutely no winners. Pain and suffering throughout.

Time to drop him from my keeper league, I guess.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

If I could uninstall Adam from Gizmodo, I would have done it years ago. Heck, I would do a System Restore with the 2010 version if I could.

I’ve done way more word processing then I care to admit. I have never found a word processor that does anything nearly as well as Word. If you need to have complete control over the formatting of your document to submit your thesis (hundreds of footnotes, hundreds of pages, tables of contents and citations that change…

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

i have a bad feeling about this...

As a Wizards fan this is at least fifteenth most depressingly hilarious thing I have seen during a basketball game

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

you don’t like Tom Brady