I understand that he has words, the best words. I don’t know, maybe someone pointed him towards thesaurus.com?

See, and here I was thinking someone else had to have tweeted it because I refuse to believe Donald Trump knows the words “paragon” or “virtue.”

Well that took a dark turn.

“Hi. I work at the BBC and my job is to vet our top presenters to make sure they don’t embarrass the station” said no one ever?

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Counterpoint

Chris, you could have made that kick.

First time I’ve ever agreed with a guy whose job it was to punt on topics.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?

I’m happy because you’re happy!

And Russia is still banned. Lucky bastards.

I just X-rayed my game-used A-Rod bat. Are there any X-ray technicians out there who can help me analyze this?