That rear wing is a little excessive

3rd Gear:

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

Teenage me had been preparing for this day all along

I was under the impression that each Tesla was equipped with a special homing beacon that would automatically summon Elon Musk in his battle-mech-suit to its location if there were any sign of trouble.

(sigh)

He’s not racing for money or trophies, he is hitting the track for fun and finds manuals more fun. What is idiotic about that?

Look, I sympathize. But if you are going to do it, do it right:

Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.

I never have, but if I did i’d love to feel some guacamole oozing through my fingers.

Exclusive image of the Track Only variant:

...and then if you get that test, you’re probably going to get skipped over for a ride for drivers who have demonstrated that they’re able to beat the competition in F1's main ladder series, not a shorter special series for one gender only.

6.2 SRT engine....no shit. This will decimate all, after you put about ten grand into it, if we have to, overnight parts from De-troit.

Could you imagine picking up an educated (shallow) woman for a first date in this thing?

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

Sedan with more storage space and slightly worse gas mileage. That’s a pretty good compromise.

1. Change your ~10 month old infant daughter’s diaper

Who needs a convertible top anyway?