Honestly I think they all show up to the studio every day and do rock, paper, scissors to see who will be the asshole that day

I was on my way to an interview and my mother frantically called me up to tell me to change the radio off 98.5 because she knew it was just making me angry and dumber listening to it.

*Slow Clap*

Tell my wife...hello

I want one of those Defenders more than anything else in the world right now....except maybe a C-X75 with a V8

Damn thats awesome. Good for you dude.

Its going to be a good season

Honestly, I feel like Toyota doesn’t get enough credit for the LFA. Truly an all time great

Who makes the rest? Im pretty NASCAR ignorant

Chocolate Milk Shots

Interesting performance art by Josh McCown

From this day forward that celebration shall be called “The Popeye”

I remember hearing about some people that wanted to build a replica in the desert outside Vegas but I doubt anything came of it

My all male Dixie Chicks cover band ‘The Vagina Boys’ took a pretty rough hit from those comments as well

I want to say thats what they did for the movie car

2006: Patriots security staff audio interferes with the Jaguars’ coach-to-QB communication system at “crucial moments” during a playoff game. The Lions and the Bengals also reported their coaches’ headsets stopped working during games at New England.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals,”

Instead of Al Michaels just thinking it during every broadcast

Im a bit of a weirdo but I love how it looks

Im really going to hate those headlights when this is coming on the other side of the road aren’t I?