LOVE Fingersmith. Read it years ago when I found an old advanced reader’s copy left in a locker at my local NY Sport Club. Had no idea what to expect and couldn’t put it down. Tipping the Velvet was bloody good too.

Spend ten minutes on the filthy NYC streets with toes exposed and you will understand why! RATS, HEPATITIS, BABY SPITTLE, ADULT VOMIT, PISS, SHIT, TRASH, STRAY BITS OF SHAWARMA, ETC... SHIT IS NASTY

the flip flops are the least of the problems here. The satin leisure suits and crushed velvet lounge pants are for more worrisome.

Leave in conditioner, hands down. Everyone wants touchably soft hair.

So Marc Jacobs look for Fall is “Every Guy Who Sold Me Drugs While Trying To Sex Me Up By Quoting From Siddhartha At A Small Liberal Arts College In The Pacific Northwest In The Late 80s”?
Good to know.

Sure. I know where you live. I’ll have it dropped off.

With the addition of every “cool new feature” I find myself using Facebook less and less. Oh, well. Yesterday my sister referred to it as “Facebrag” and suggested that updates be called “Boasts” instead of posts.

The fuck is this? Flip-flops are dope as fuck and comfortable no matter what genitalia you tuck away in your underwear.

I’m with you on this!

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

Wait, wait, wait. Visited Cyrus in the hospital when she had her wisdom teeth removed? What in the actual fuck. I didn’t get a hospital stay! Just really good drugs and dry sockets (okay the dry sockets were my fault but whatever not the point).

I used to find Miley really annoying when she was first going through the “let’s make everything edgy and sexy and look at me I’m dressed in leather and doing strip tease on an ice cream stall” phase, but lately I find that I’m starting to really like her. She does her own thing, doesn’t give a shit about fitting in…

Canoodle.

If I were the recipient, I’d spend about a grand on as much kitschy rainbow shit for my yard as I could ($1000 can buy a lot of crap) and donate the rest to a local LGBT group. I love the idea, but rainbows can only go so far and $30000 could do a lot for a small nonprofit.

Why not both?

They wouldn’t lose anything to admit that this psycho was racially motivated. However, they gain a lot of traction with their wackadoodle viewers when they turn it into a war on christians. Christians (I know #notallchristians) have this weird persecution complex and they love to feed it.

Why are the Faux News folk and others of their ilk so terrified of admitting that racism is a thing. What does it cost them to go “Damn, that little evil dude that killed 9 black people is racist af.”? Admitting that this twisted little prick is racist isn’t the same thing as admitting that they are racist. (Even…

Yes, how do we know this wasn’t about race but about religion, hmmmm?

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.