I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

i mean

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Damn.

you guys are such enablers!!

ooh good suggestion! i really like that style too

Buy this bag.

This. Every time I go on an unfollow rampage, I wind up with about four people left in my news feed because I hate everyone. And I live with one of those four people, so really...

can their new features make him fat and bald already?! jesus.

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

He seems to be holding it down fairly well.

Judges also don’t like to be reversed by an appeals court. It makes them look bad.

Judge Scott Johansen probably didn’t expect his decision to meet with any scrutiny. When it did, he backpedaled quickly. He and other dead-enders can squawk all they want in their private playpens, but when light is shined on them they tend to scurry for safety or climb up on that Kim Davis martyr cross. Good call for…

This is also proof that Christian Sharia reigns supreme in certain parts of our country. I don’t know how you ever fix that, unless the Supreme Court at some point bans religion from public life.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I get the impulse to be inclusive (and correct me if I’m wrong) but.. don’t these clubs exist to make business connections?

“Clear Foods is a new California-based start-up”