You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

If this is true, I am the filthiest, filthiest woman in the world.

Mark, I hope you're already following Calming Manatee on Tumblr - it's wonderful

“WERE YOU RAISED IN A GODDAMN K-MART?!” is my new go-to.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

I remember seeing an ad in the paper for a bunch of tests you could have done privately, for like $800. I think it included a pet scan, which is like a cancer screening. My mom had just died, and I was like, Dad, I want you to go get these tests right now, and he was like, no baby, I got good doctors and good…

Why can’t plus size ladies have natural fiber clothes? Is there some cotton klan that has organized against us?!

I know exactly what it’s like to be 17! [Spoilers ahead for people who have not watched Game of Thrones turned 17 yet]

Also, social media today. I don’t think I could survive being a teen now.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Yet again, I am so thankful that my teenaged years went by largely undocumented. No Twitter. No Facebook. No interviews. If you could find the notebook I passed back and forth with my best friend from grade 10-12, though, you would find some tragic comic disqualification for coexisting in the human race.

Considering there are exactly two things to check: (1) is this Maya Angelou’s face and (2) is this Maya Angelou’s quote, this doesn't seem like that tall of an order.

Thanks, Obama.

Have you ever tried to send or receive something important via the USPS? This should surprise no one.

“Y’all done fucked up.” -SneezingGlitter

Oh no! That’s an inexcusable mistake. And I presume there’s no intention to fix it considering the usps quote? It’d be less maddening if it weren’t another example of the words of WOC getting lost behind the words of white women.

This is the on the first page of the first result of the Google search “Maya Angelou quotes.” Willing to bet that some dipshit was just like “eh, good enough, don’t need to source it.”

My protip to anybody using O’Hare would be to pick the earliest-morning flight you can find. The business types that fly that early don’t fuck around.