Ob, man. It is way too late for me to watch this video. Now ‘latest technology in guinea pig bridge’ will be playing incessantly as a try to go to sleep. But super cute! Perhaps I will count guinea pigs sashaying across guinea pig bridges.

“Menswear” on women is trendy right now. And a tux is fucking formal, it’s not like she said she’d be wearing zip-off cargo pants and a tank top or something. Couldn’t be more clear that this is a judgment on her sexual orientation.

It’s hard to cope with these radical new ideas.

Goddammit, I get so tired of stupid high schools grandstanding on stupid prom. IT’S PROM. It’s a silly tradition that takes every adolescent social and sexual anxiety and squeezes it into formal wear. At the time, it feels like EVERYTHING. In retrospect, it’s just a fun memory of awkward groping and some…

clothing meant only for men

Well.. at least the school board president isn’t a bigot. That’s something.

Would it help if some of the women stopped accepting everything you say at face value? Because that is another way that women can address this. Stop smiling and nodding so much, stop giving so much eye contact.

Did I really write mow on in my original comment? Autocorrect is no joke. I'm not even going to edit it.

But in all seriousness, this whole fiasco gives me an almost overwhelming urge to start pirating all of my music from mow on

Exactly, because everyone knows that I go around to people's homes asking if they "have a moment to talk about the teachings of Laverne Cox."

Maybe they'll show up in next week's episode? They need some kind of comeuppance, because they subjected their child to multiple trips at brainwashing camp. Like, shit no wonder he grew up to be a hooker. He's just lucky he became one of the better paid ones.

I gotta say, I was surprised there wasn't some sort of payback for those remarks. You know, like a small car bomb or Huck showing up at the parents' hotel room with his tool kit...

Exactly. In that first scene with Janet, when he proposed, it looked like they were trying to use some wide shots to take the focus away from his face, but he still looked ancient.

You know, we knew his parents were going to be terrible... but multiple pray-the-gay-away camps? Ya'll deserve to burn in hell.

Fitz, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT VERMONT.

They have a fantastic wardrobe designer in this show. Everything is always perfect, even when it's insane.

I love her clothes, but particularly when she's in dresses...I love the wardrobe in general on this show.

We crossed that line when Fitz passed stricter gun laws and equal pay for women at the beginning of the season. Now the writers are just full-on fucking with us.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

A gay wedding, between a chief of staff and a hustler at that, in a Republican White House. I see "Scandal" has gone from drama to fantasy sci-fi.