patrickguinness
Phaudraig
patrickguinness

There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.

And it’s further proof that you don’t need 100 seasons to deliver a compelling series.

Just like: “maybe we should be more inclusieve, less toxic and slightly more mature in the portrayal of female characters” translated to “manhating socialists will take your games away and make a soy loving beta cuck out of you”.
The implied demonization of videogames by their “saying-it-like-it-is”-heroes, will

The obvious joke, but with 10/10 form and delivery. Well done

I wonder what intellectual pretzels the slime at /r/The_Donald are twisting themselves into justifying this.

Fucking thank you.

You need so many more stars for this.

Wait.... Wait... Are you saying the alt-right was wrong all this time?

The 90s?

I had it on good authority that Anita Sarkeesian was going to purge creativity from gaming, and that Donald Trump would keep the liberals from neutering my favorite pass time. I have literally no idea how that could have backfired on me. All I wanted was ethics in games journalism, I swear. Scout’s honor.

I’m not expecting anything even remotely sensible.

I’m expecting right wing talking points, arguments that we put to bed back in the 90s, and for Trump to do nothing but spout completely nonsensical, irrelevant bullshit the entire time.

No that’s not a realistic solution. What will really end gun violence is if we get rid of violent video games, arm teachers, set up security checkpoints in front of every school, and get armed volunteers to patrol school grounds. It’s the only way.

And do what exactly? Tell them they can’t make violent games anymore? Let’s just get rid of violent movies or tv shows then. Or here’s a novel idea: revise gun laws so a random teenager can’t buy it off the street and shoot his school to pieces.

Wait just a damn minute...the ‘Wah wah wah’ part was actually someone singing ‘wah wah wah’? I always just thought it was some instrument I couldn’t identify.

...that’s your takeaway? What the fuck

I feel like that’s not what is important here, dude.

I thought feathers were in ACII?

Have you bought Black Phillip’s Goat Cheese?

My wife bought me this for Christmas, such was my love for The Witch. I am, needless to say, excited.