Maybe they can wire him with something that shocks the shit out of him if he touches anything electronic for the rest of his life.

THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE: How to respond when reading about a total shitbag on the internet.

The evil, reptilian part of my brain goes, “Kill him! Tear him apart! Rip out his ribs one by one while he screaaaaaams!”

The good, human part of my brain that my parents raised to be a decent fellow instead says, “This is horrible.…

If there’s one thing dealing with the Irish side of my family has taught me, it’s that they’ll really react well to a video of English people telling them what to do.

Every time I think of a product being made completely based off of customer input, I think of this Simpsons episode.

The only correlation I’ve noted is that people tend to be best in bed when they’ve both been in at least one long-term relationship and also slept around a bit. Because they’ve both spent time with someone who they could figure things out with over multiple experiences, and figured out how to adapt what they know to a…

Agreed. I think what it really comes down to is how tuned into their partner one is, and that is absolutely not contingent on the level of commitment between two people. It’s about being in the moment, and being generous and responsive.

This is what I told my man: “I’ve had a lot of sex. You’re welcome.”

It makes me sad to think of a long term relationship where you can’t talk about this stuff freely and without judgment. I would never want to feel like I had to hide anything from a long term partner and I’d never want them to feel like they had to hide anything from me!

Can I just do a quick shout out to Rosie Huntington-Whitely in this movie? She provided easily the two most heart-stopping moments of the film:

I guaran-frickin-tee we’re going to see at least 6 fire-spewing electric guitars atop of massive speaker rigs at next year’s Burning Man.

hahahah THANK YOU!

You know what the best and most subtle bit of feminism in the movie is?

In the Divorce referendum, the liberals were called “wife swapping sodomites” by the precursors to the Iona Institute. They are a bit more sophisticated now, but the bigotry and fundamental Catholicism remains.

For real though, the movie had a really interesting point to make about self-determination. It’s not just about the women, who were born and bred to give birth or give milk-although THAT particular theme was plainly obvious-the “war boys” were born to be slaves, too, destined to go to war and die to go to Valhalla.…

Tom Hardy doesn’t make soulful eye contact with the camera as he takes a long, lusty, and most importantly MAN ONLY shower

I legitimately could not form words to answer my brother-in-law’s question of “How was it?”. The only thing I could think of was when a bomb goes off in a cartoon character’s face, and they’re standing there wide-eyed, covered in soot with their hair blown straight back. That was how I felt, and the words to describe…

I WANT TO BE THE NUX TO ALL YOU PEOPLE’S LADY MOTORCYCLE GANG

The Sansa storyline is one of the departures from the book that has been much better. Sophie did amazing, being cold and unfearing towards Miranda while simultaneously demonstrating her own dread about her pending nuptials.

This is literally saying that gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry because they can’t be hetero (which is obvs the only way to be).The graphic design of that psa was wasted on that message.

Ew.