Whoever came up with the name Red Delicious has a cruel sense of humor.

Why would anyone do that to a 2nd gen? The only viable way to use that back seat is sitting sideways in the first place.

This year’s theme for week four is chocolate, which was a great choice for a softball week, since these people are baking in a vinyl tent set directly under the blazing sun in the middle of July

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

it was the right car when it was released in 2001, as “retro” was coming in vogue. That it was nearly unchanged a decade later is what made it a joke.

I live and breathe camper vans, and have a van life consultancy side hustle. Given your specific requirements (the key one is that you’ll be full-timing and probably boondocking quite a bit) here is an exhaustive (as far as my brain goes) list of rational options to consider. While the suggestions above are…

May does this, you can watch it on YouTube, he’s had Hammond on a few times, they bicker like an old married couple. Also May is very opinionated and then turns out wrong a lot.

May has been doing things on something called foodtribe

ALF.

I’ve only eaten real-deal White Castle once - but I did it up right, 1 AM, wearing a suit, and fully inebriated. What I can tell you, though, is that the microwave versions are shockingly accurate to the freshly cooked restaurant experience.

Not after I saw what happened to Harold and Kumar....

Being alone in your car is perfectly safe and driving around isn’t banned. Gas is cheap, You need to get out of the house. There’s no traffic. Restaurants need the business.

You just tell the cops you are on a White Castle run.  They might escort you.

Yes it’s red, but in no way delicious.  

The real question is whether these varieties are any good or not. Red delicious can go right ahead and go extinct. 

a used 2018 Golf Estate with parking assist seems like a winner

They already made LadyHawke a long time ago.

The reason sales have been slumping is that it’s been a fairly strong economy with cheap credit and cheap gas.  All the small cars are doing poorly.

Chassis doesn’t have anything to do with torque steer, though.

PS, the turbo 1.5 from the Civic would make for an excellent Fit Si.