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Pool Tables!

I'm assuming we'll see a lot of these jokes, so I'll get just get them all out of the way now.

I think you have to buy someone a chicken in compensation or something.

You want the wrath of the Chrysler Sebring???

Kei Cars.

The Renegade, Wrangler, and Patriot all come without A/C. And also the Dodge Dart. So it is a MOPAR thing

Bye. Good riddance.

You've also swapped out the ENTIRE interior of a Mercedes for fun. That's like Tony Stark saying I can build an Iron Man suit cause he's done it 20 times lol.

The first step is to push your PT Cruiser even farther into the ditch, as illustrated, and then leave it there.

Start a signal fire to alert rescuers. This PT cruiser should suffice, and that wheelbarrow over there can carry lots of kindling.

Eat the passengers.

127 stars, and still no love.

That explains the girl with the great ass.

Nissan LEAF. Turn the car off, and you can leave the A/C on because of the rear solar-panel!

He used to design for VW and Bugatti and is now most well known for working on movie designs for vehicles, ships, planes, etc. If you've seen Captain America, the first movie, and Oblivion, the cars and air-ships are his designs.

Daniel Simon

Harley Earl.

There once was a Mazda in Texas