Hey Uncle Steve, Aunt Barb says to shut the fuck up and go to bed.

Since you are already out of the greys.

It’s also worth remembering that for today’s kids, YouTube has always existed :(

Don’t be mad bc NOBODY cares about you, you dumbass dingus.

I dunno about universally better. It’s definitely better for typing on smartphones, but the constant fingerprints all over my screen make me wish we’d found a better way. It’s definitely inferior for gaming.

Someone else said it much better than I.

I love that both of those gifs show those dudes knocking back the booze. That is the real reason this game never saw the light of day.

This mofo doesn’t know the f’n words and is lip synching the last line like every other faux patriot who demands everyone around him stand up when the anthem is played. America, you voted for this!?!

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

Trump is a dipshit.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

The whole favela-to-the-big-leagues thing in Brazil is mostly a myth nowadays

Oh god, the full kit wanker. I was on a terrible IM soccer team in college- seriously, we never won a single game, and lost most games by at least 3 goals. Towards the end of the season, we were scheduled to play a team that was mostly made up of guys who had quit the varsity soccer team to smoke pot, and we knew it…

A) Not even Piers Morgan or Osama Bin Laden?

This a prime example of why US soccer sucks. You have to pay to pay at the best camps and what not. Not all kids can do this of course. US soccer is all about who your family is. Other countries and sports find kids friendly from all walks of life. US Golf, tennis and other country club sports are all kids that are…

“I don’t see why not.”

Barron was photographed rocking a head-to-toe Arsenal kit

He fucking sucks.